New Discoveries

NEW DISCOVERY IN THE ARCHIVES: The Clatterwink

Filed under: Fauna, Faerie / Audio-Anomalous Entities / Things That Go Tsk in the NightDate of Rediscovery: 5th August, 2025Status: Mildly Inconvenient. Potentially Treacherous. Species: Clatterwinkus Persnicketus Common Name: The ClatterwinkFirst Recorded By: Millicent Scattergood (in a half-burnt margin, next to a scone recipe and an angry note about trousers)Habitat: Forgotten staircases, attic corners, and…

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NEW DISCOVERY — ENTRY #001

Filed by: The Archive of Improbable FindingsStatus: Questionable at best A Most Peculiar Envelope This morning, a sealed envelope was found wedged inside an old gardening glove at the bottom of Crate 47B (labelled: “Possibly Cursed / Definitely Damp”). The handwriting is undeniably Millicent’s, a scrawl, ink blots, and at least two words spelled backwards…

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