Have you seen it yet? On that enormous online book emporium named after a jungle. Yes. A jungle. Weird, right? But surely better than Betty’s Old Books of Doom, where I used to scavenge for literary treasures (and occasionally small explosions).
The guide, oh yes, you can buy it as a proper book. Let’s be perfectly clear: this is not the entire manuscript found in 1973. Heaven preserve us, no. Think of it as a taster, a scattering of scraps that stubbornly refused to change this week. Because they do change, you see. Frequently. Often. Frustratingly.
And the paintings…oh, the paintings! They squint, they wink, they shimmy about. Occasionally, they’ll abscond with your teeth. Charming little devils.
The archive itself resides here, in this dusty, slightly suspicious room at HQ. We’d like to say we keep it safe, but truthfully, we mostly keep ourselves safe from it. Every so often, we poke about, find oddities, and, voilà! We’ll add them here, on this very site.
One day, when the faeries are feeling generous (or at least less chaotic), we might even stuff some of it into another book. Until then: linger here, buy the guide, and remember…watch out for faeries. They do bite. Sometimes.
Faerie Guide 